I Don’t Think That’s Legal

Mom,

You don’t seem to realize that you can’t just contact celebrities on Twitter and ask them on a date. It doesn’t matter how cute you think our kids would be, I will probably still end up with a restraining order.

 

 

Referring to a contestant on American Idol

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